Good to see you again.
How are you doing today?
Is everything all right?
How you doing?
Records are made to be broken!
So we better damn well step it up.
I knew the hard work would pay off.
The point is …
What’s your point?
Your point being?
So let me be direct.
The point I’m trying to make here is …
What I’m trying to say is that …
I have some news for you.
Can we get to the point,please?
I just figured it out,it all makes sense.
You understand what I’m saying.
Look.I’m going to be straight with you.
Just to be honest with you.
That's it,I'm drawing the line.
We’ll talk about it later.
Just a quick question.
There’s something I need to tell you.
Give me a break.
It’s more than that.
All right,all right enough is enough.
No matter what…
Just make a decision.
I see what your mean
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Have I made that perfectly clear?
Can I talk to you for a second?
All right,guys,let’s get something clear.
We were wondering if you could come in for a sit down with us.
-OK,we’ll be here
Keep it up.
It’s your call.
Show a little patience.
Be more patient.
I really screwed up.
Don’t screw it up.
He was born for this.
It doesnt work out.
Are you available now?
I am stressed as hell.
I’m really good at what I do.
I’ll find a way of working itself out.
Oh,this is worth waitting for.
When was the last time you slept?
You are not gonna be able to concentrate in class tomorrow.
Line 'em up nuts to butts.
I’m freaking out.
We’re all freaking out.
That’s what we get paid for.
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Oh,fun.The point is,we love our company.
It’s my final offer.take it or leave it.
This is a generous offer.
I’ve been busy this morning.
I’ve been stuck on it for over a week.
It’s nothing you need to worry about.
Ok,let me get this straight.
Everyone gets overtime tonight,ok?
You just got promoted,man,you should be happy.
Well,then I question your leadership.
What if we took xxx’s 200K.
So now the CEO of xxx can’t even afford to buy lunch.
Take your time.There’s no rush.Dinesh.
Listen，you were right.
Don’t mess this up, man
This conversation’s done.
All right?And I would like to say I was just doing my job.
Well.I’ll admit.I’m sleep-challenged.
I think I’m just gonna take a walk and,you know,try and clear my head.
I’ll see you guys back at the hotel room.and we’ll figure out what to do.
I notice you’ve been a little distracted lately.
Well.I mean,now that the rules about socializing with co-workers aren’t in effect anymore.
I’m really sorry that we’re not gonna be working together anymore.
We’re really good at what we do.
You’ve been here long enough.
I’m not about to do it for you.
hey,thats a really nice offer.
You were born for this.
Take my advice,it’s always best to go out when you are on top.
Face me,stay still.
Want some company?
You look upset.
I’m the type of person.
I’m excited to see xxx.
I’m so nervous.
I’m so excited.
Now I’m super happy.
It’s ok to cry.
I feel terrible.
Let’s settle down.
Let’s start over ok？
She’s totally into you.
Sounds like fun.
There you go,that's much better.
If you need anything.
I’m proud of you.
I’m used to it.
Yep,get used to it.
Don’t get used to it.
Still gotta get used to that.
He used to …
I can’t wait to see you.
It’s gonna freak her out a bit.
What stuff is he made of?
Don’t make me beg.
Com’n,don’t be like that.
You wanna go there,let’s go there.
You are someone to me.
You look familiar.
Are you getting every word of this down? honey,or am I talking too fast for you?
Theres two things that aggravate me:being ignored and being lied to.
I like your sense of humor.
I’m just a little nervous 'cause you’re so beautiful.
You were supposed to call me hours ago.
Is that your girlfriend? damn,she fine.
You’re so concerned about appearances.
Let me give you a ride home.
you have no idea.
I’m not up to it.
I can’t really explain it.
You don’t know what I’ve been through.
I know what you’ve been through.
I understand what you’re going through.
Why don’t u tell me what happened?
remind me of Steven/someone/my older brother.
I think I’m in love.
I guess I’m not the right kind.
I really hate you sometimes.
Please don’t be mad at me.
Are you gonna be something else that I have to survive?
what if she doesn’t like me?
Don’t be too nice to me,OK?cause makes me nervous.
I didn’t find you attractive either.
Well,good,then we are even.
This isn’t gonna get you laid.
I’m gonna work out for you.
So what are your plans for the rest of the night?
What?you got so many friends you can’t use one more?
I hope that’s not supposed to impress me.
You always this hard on people who try to help you?
You don’t know how long I’ve been waitting for this.
You know what?It’s your day,just do whatever you want.
I hope this little conversation we just had will remain private.
So we don’t have to worry about that.
I’m glad we got that out of the way.
I’ll call you up proper and ask you out.
Sorry you had to wait.
I’m looking forward to seeing you.
oh,you poor thing.
Isn’t it obvious?
I’m sure it will be interesting.
Are you high?
-A little bit,yeah
It’s supposed to be fun.
Let’s enjoy it.
I don’t know i was really wasted.
Let me know if you want to grab a drink sometime.
I was drunk.You took advantage of me.
Jeannie,she’s pretty hot,right?
Guys,I was drunk.ok?
You should feel the thrill.
You see?amazing things can happen from the inside.
You’ll have more fun then you’ve ever had in your entire life.
I feel sick
You probobly had a fever.
I’m so shocked.
That was priceless.
And now,for the moment of truth.
Oh man,you’re not gonna believe this.
It’s just incredible.
It’s amsuing,I don’t know what to say.
Yeah,It’s gonna be amazing.
What a coincidence!
We did it!
That impresses me!
How awesome is that?
It’s going to be amazing.
It was the best feeling!
Man,this place is unbelievable!
Congratulations!You were amazing up there!
I’m sorry,this is just really blowing my mind!
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
What a dick.
Cut the shit.
For fucks sake.
What’s your problem,son
Jesus fucking christ.
Not a chance in hell.
Crazy fuck!I love this guy.
What the heck？
What the hell?
What the hell happened?
What the hell is going on here?
What the hell is the matter with you?
What the hell was that?
What the hell is all this,anyway?
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell were you up to last night?
Where the hell have you been?
Where the hell you been?
Bite your damn tongue.
You jerk face.
Shut the fuck up
Let’s get fucked up.
Get your ass out of there.
Don’t bullshit me.
You fuckin’ prick.
Who the fuck cares?
Who gives a fuck?
I don’t give a damn/shit.
I don’t give a damn how you feel.
They’re too spoiled.
What the good fuck?
Why are you such a dick?
You just disappeared up your own asshole.
Shit, I ain’t built like you.
Jesus!Who fucking lives like this?
I’m sure I’ll fuck 'em up eventually.
Richard,stop being a fucking pussy.
Pull your head out of your ass,Richard.
I’m a total fucking retard.
You fucking piece of shit.
Richard,you’re a fucking rock star.ok?
Yes.we are totally fucked.
You’re gonna do what,bitch?
You dumb piece of shit,get the fuck out of here.
I was just fucking with him.
Dude,you’re fucked up right now.
I’m such an idiot.
Oh…shit.there’s no way.
So,we’re fucked.aren’t we?
that’s such a bitch.
Don’t act like a moron.
Richard.stop talking about this or I have to punch you in the face.
Leave me alone for a sec.
You know.I almost forgot.
I’ll be back in a sec.
Ok,you know what?..
I’ll tell you what.
You suck at it.
It’s a little embarrassing.
But most importantly…
I heard about what’s been happening.
I have to say.I’m a little disappointed.
Relax?this house is chaos.
Now you make me laugh,Shaggy Man.
Excuse me a sec.
I’m gonna go now.
Look,I gotta go.
You know what,3D movies suck anyway.
No offense,but it’s basically going to be a public execution.
Yeah,sir.I’m going to have to ask you to come with me.
I guess we won’t see each other again.
It’s been a while.
Make it quick
Ok,I know enough.
Take your time there.
No rush,honey,take your time.
Then pull yourself together.
We had a deal.
It’s not a big deal.
You’re running out of time.
My mom is going to be so proud of me right now.
He was some loser.
Oh~for God’s sake.
Hang in there,bud.
I feel much better.
Just don’t cross him.
I’m not mad at all,I just…
Don’t make her suffer any longer.
When？we can’t wait any longer.
No.no.no.we’re not going anywhere.
No,I don’t have your back.
I’ve never seen you before.
I can’t wait.
I would never have imagined this.
I never mentioned you at all.
I can’t afford it.
I can’t wait.
I’m not gonna make it.
I have no other choice but to do so.
I don’t want any trouble.
You don’t have to worry about anything.
I can’t really imagine…
I can’t imagine…
I’m not surprised.
Ta-da!It’s not like that’s hard.
Not a bad day.
You really have to think about that.
Yeah,it’s ,like ,a little weird.
This is the most beautiful room ever been in my life.
Oh my god.I’m gonna cry.Thank you.
You take good care of her,You hear me?
I should be there in about half an hour.ok?
As you all know.
You just gotta trust me.
All right then.
In other words.he’s someone you’d never notice.
He’s only getting what he deserves.
We should catch up.
Over the past couple of days…
His dad passed when he was 10.
It’s kind of hard to say.
It’s hard to say,but it’s very likely.
It’s always been like that.
It was earlier than usual.
Everytime I wake up…I’m disappointed.
Because it’s too risky.
He was desperate to survive.
See if Sam remembers a particular one.
The problem is,as far as I know…
I took your advice.
You kinda freak me out.
Just got a lot on my mind.
That’s gotta be a mistake.
You’re killin’ me.
Yeah,I’m sorry,I’ll call you later.
Look,let’s just be clear.
Not gonna have a problem,are we?
Could you just excuse me for one sec?
I assume so.
Whatever it is …
Whatever it is,I’m happy to finally get out in the field.
how’s it going?
He never simles either.
Sure looked that way.
Discard any lingering doubt.
I wasn’t expecting to see all this.
Did anyone ask if u wanted coffee？
Who ever did this to you made one hell of a mistake.
I was wodering…
How do you remember your bank balance off the top of ur head?
You are dead wrong about that thing.
Is that so?
I’m a little confused exactly how we do it.
I’m gonna knock you silly.
I like hanging out with the kids,they keep it simple.
You are driving me nuts.
Then have my sympathies.
What I’m trying to say is that I really really need this scholarship.
You blow me out of the water.
Well,look at the bright side.
so let’s say you pay.
We don’t date,we don’t travel,we don’t have any money,the only thing that we do have is the 2.09 competition,if we can’t even win that,whats the point?we suck!
The way I see it,yesterday’s history,tomorrow’s a mystery,it’s all what you do in the moment,baby.
You’ve had no time for just myself.
You have to squeeze in a little time for fun.
You only turn 21 once,and it goes by very fast.
So how do you know he’s not playing a trick on you?
You ever been in this room before?
So it’s kind of not a good time for me.
What do you have to worry about?
You are welcome any time.
You know,I think the best thing about Vegas is you can become anyone you want.
You really suck at not asking questions.
Act casual,think casual,be casual.
That’s the way it works.
I’m not gonna lie.
I don’t even care.
I wouldn’t really care.
So be it.
I’m a dead man.
Will you relax?
I’ll be there any second.
I’ve said it a thousand times.
We have nothing to fear.
It’s too messy.
There’s no longer any doubt.
He did that on purpose.
Cut it out.
Drop the act.
Where you going?
Keep talking like that,I’m gonna be forced to put a bullet in your head.
Don’t give me that.
Thanks for asking.
Come again?I didn’t quite understand what you said.
You’ve gotta be kidding me？
This is taking a while.
Have you seen …?
Have you been …?
Have you ever met XXX?
Have you ever heard of …?
I mean I’ve never used it,but I’ve heard of it.
I’ve heard that.
… or something like that.
That actually scares me a little.
What’s going on?
What’s going on with him,anyway?
Where have you been？
Is there something I could help you with?
Can you give me an example?
How am I supposed to know,man ?
What am i supposed to do?
Now we done?
Are we done？
Are we cool?
What excatly is he trying to say?
What do you think?
What do you say?
What’s so funny?
What brings you here?
Do you know what that means?
What have we got?
Are you threatening me?
What else do you want?
You would do that?
Are you absolutely sure about this?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you sure you’re ok with this?
How about that?
What you doing?
Would you do me a favor?
Do you have a minute?
Have you been crying？
Have you seen Richard?
How does it taste?
Richard,Can I talk to you for a second?solo
Can you explain this to me?
What else could I do,Richard?
How’s that sound?
How does that sound?
Do you have any idea how that happens?
Hey,Rico.you been working out?
-I don’t have time to even if I wanted to.
What is happening?
Would you come in here for a sec?
Are you serious?Is Richard out there?
Still?It’s been an hour.He’s gotta get this done.
You realize what’s going on,right?
A guy walks up to a woman at a bar.
He flirts with her.
He makes small talk.
But the woman insists she isn’t gonna go home with him.
Guy says:“What if I offer you $ 1 million to sleep with me?”.
The woman’s never had a million dollars in her life.
She stops and considers the offer very seriously.
The guy changes his mind,says:“What if I change my offer to a dollar instead?”
Woman is aghast.
“What kind of woman do you think I am?”
Guy says:“We already figured that out.Now we’re just negotiating.”.
There’s this one girl…
You saw her for the first time in the elevator of your apartment building.
You guys actually had a really nice conversation.
She’s your whole universe.
After a few conversations you’ve already fallen in love with her.
You start to feel like she’s the one.
You’ve already imagined the fairy tale romance your both share for the rest of your lives.
When you go to sleep at night,you close your eyes and cuddle with your pillow,pretending like it’s her.
Now you’re dreaming,and she’s in it.
She graps your hand and looks you in the eye and saids :“I love you”.
Your heart melts.
You’re going for a kiss,then you wake up.
Reailty is cruel.
You catch glum of yourself in the mirror and are disgusted because deep down you know that your obsession with her is unhealthy.
You keep telling yourself that your puppy love is endearing.
Listen to me,it’s not,it’s toxic.why?
Because you’re not going to get this girl,maybe she has a boyfriend,maybe she has no idea you like her,maybe she put you in the friend zone.
None of these situations will ends well for you.
Let’s say she already has a boyfriend.
You’re the “I’ll be here when you break-up” guy.
You patiently wait for her to break up,so that you can be therefore the rebounds,you end up waitting for years,until one day you log on to facebook and see this ->“Get Engaged”.
So let’s say you’re not that guy,but if the girl you’re in love with doesn’t even know that you like her,then you are the “I can’t tell her how I feel” guy.
You’re so scared to ruin the friendship that you won’t tell her you are attractive to her,she has no clue you like her.
When you invite her over tonight for some chill,you both literally watch that flix and chill.
You konw you should tell her how you feel but instead you jerk off to the thought of been together every night.
Maybe you’re not this guy either,that means you are the “friend-zoned” guy.
You try asking her out and maybe she’s even agree to go on a few dates with you,but in the end you got the “I don’t wanna ruin our friendship” talk.
Now you’re basically like a gay BFF(Best Friend Forever),providing her emotional support when she complains about the guy she’s dating.
You’re hoping she’ll come around and realise what a great guy you are,but she doesn’t.
So what will you do in this situations?
Well you’re going to stop,stop living under the illusion that she’s the one.
She’s not the only girl for you,she’s not the only girl who ever understand you.
Stop spending so much of your time on a girl that doesn’t like you back.
With the time that you’re wasting [tiny?] over this girl,you could be find a girl that does like you back.
Stop feeding your obsessive behaviour.
Stop stalking her Instagram,her Facebook,her Snapchat,in fact,don’t ever look at them again.
So here’s what you’re going to do right after watching this video.
You’re going to ask her out,if you’ve already asked her out and she wasn’t interested,then skip to the next step.
If she isn’t enthusiastic about the prospect having romantic relations with you then move the fuck on and do the following:
One.Talk to more girls
Talk to the girl standing next to you a line,talk to the girl the metro stop,talk to your cute co-worker.
Talk as many girls as you can because the more girls you talk to, the more likely you are to meet someone you mutually to connect with.
Number two.Start working on your damn self.
You spent most of your waking hours thinking about this girl,and now that you have free time,go outside,go traveling,go to the gym,get some hobbies,learn different languages,go out with your friends.
Women like guys who live interesting lives,investing yourself and you’ll pay off tenfold.
You’ll be so glad you did it.
I’m gonna tell you what I was somebody had told me ten years ago.
You know that girl,the girl that you just said it is the one for you,the girl you’ve already imagined the fary tale romance with,when you fantasize about at night,the girl you’re sure it’s the only one for you.
Listen to me,you’re wrong about her.
YOU ARE WRONG!!!
Your life is not a romantic comedy.
She’s not going to come around someday.
She’s not going to leave her boyfriend.
She’s not the only one out there.
You know who’s actually the one for you?
One of these girls that you won’t bother getting to know because you’re too obsess over girl that doesn’t like you back.
So stop making excuses and go meet more girls,that’s how you find the one.
No fucking excuses.